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troyesivan:
“ theonion:
“ ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
”
sometimes the onion just fuckin nails it
”

flacomexicano:

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

just-shower-thoughts:

Our brains are just meat computers

perks-of-being-chinese:

i blocked my schools ip address for my blog so every time someone tries to go on my blog at school they get redirected to this image:

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regulative:
“good advice ~
”

beforerains:

Honestly being this sensitive is really inconvenient like one person ignores u and you have to cancel your plans for the day to mourn

wallisb:
“ this has been making me laugh for the last 5 minutes
”
cumsock:
“ petitetimidgay:
“ an intelligent young man
”
He looks like an English major
”

glassbonespaperskin:

the worst part about being lied to, is knowing you are being lied to and the person lying to you still doesn’t think you are worth the truth

(Source: glassbonespaperskin)

suqarbagels:

If you can teach a dog the meaning of the word no, it shouldn’t be a difficult concept for men